POP

contrary to the title of this post, you will not be reading/viewing anything about deliciously carbonated drinks (known to some of you as soda).
this post is dedicated to mary, who for reasons unknown, LOVES catchy (awful) pop songs. this is a mystery to me, as really i don't listen to the radio. though i have to shamefully admit lady gaga is kind of growing on me. kind of. a little bit. but only some of the song. honest. you won't catch me going to any of her concerts or dressing up as some of the people from her videos (i'm looking at you jessica).
anyway, instead of me rambling on, enjoy some videos. because i know that's what you guys really enjoy.
SINGLE LADIES BY BEYONCE (as performed by mini mary)
i'll apologize now for laughing, basically, through the entire thing. around minute 2.06 you get some major laughs.


BAD ROMANCE BY LADY GAGA (as performed by mini mary)


and last but not least
TIK TOK BY KESHA or is it ke$ha...(as performed by mini mary)


now. who wants to get this girl a record deal?